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27 January 2011

Dead Blackbirds

According to scientists, the 5,000 blackbirds that fell out of the sky like rain in Arkansas, died of "blunt force trauma".

Scientists say that the birds have internal bleeding consistent with flying into a stationary object.

In other words, scientists believe that 5,000 birds flew into a tree, got up, dusted themselves off, began flying to another destination then all at once began falling out of the sky...dead.

Whatever.

Either these scientists are incompetent or they're hiding something.